A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
10:9 Indeed, those who have believed and done righteous deeds – their Lord will guide them because of their faith.
Beneath them rivers will flow in the Gardens of Pleasure.
10 Their call therein will be, “Exalted are You, O Allāh,” and their greeting therein will be, “Peace.”
And the last of their call will be, “Praise to Allāh, Lord of the worlds!”
Koran 10:9-10
Here’s my improved version:
10:9 Surely their Lord’s guidance is worthless after they’re dead and resurrected, as they’re with Allah and in the “Gardens of Pleasure”?
10 Notice the “guidance” of Allah, compelled speech and then permanent silence.
It’s good that Paradise is imaginary and nonsensical.
Qur’an 10:9-10
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 