A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
9:126 Do they not see that they are tried every year once or twice but then they do not repent nor do they remember?
127 And whenever a sūrah is revealed, they look at each other, [as if saying], “Does anyone see you?” and then they dismiss themselves.
Allāh has dismissed their hearts because they are a people who do not understand.
Koran 9:126-127
Here’s my improved version:
9:126 No one remembers Allah, except as the idol on the Kaaba.
127 Mo’s tribe mocks Muhammad to his face, and he doesn’t realise.
Qur’an 9:126-127
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 