A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Allāh has already forgiven the Prophet and the Muhājireen and the Anṣār who followed him in the hour of difficulty after the hearts of a party of them had almost inclined [to doubt], and then He forgave them.
Indeed, He was to them Kind and Merciful.
Koran 9:117
Here’s my improved version:
Rain.
In Saudi Arabia, the government builds water desalination plants to get water for the Muslim population. Either Muslims aren’t Muslims or Allah is an idol.
Qur’an 9:117
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 