A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Indeed, Allāh has purchased from the believers their lives and their properties [in exchange] for that they will have Paradise.
They fight in the cause of Allāh, so they kill and are killed.
[It is] a true promise [binding] upon Him in the Torah and the Gospel and the Qur’ān.
And who is truer to his covenant than Allāh?
So rejoice in your transaction which you have contracted.
And it is that which is the great attainment.
Koran 9:111
Here’s my improved version:
What need does Allah the creator have of the lives of Muslims and their property? Surely Allah created all this, right?
None of these Muslims enjoy Paradise. They’re dust in their graves.
Muhammad has Allah buy lives and property, engage in transactions and have contracts, exactly like his life as a merchant.
This shows that Allah is merely Muhammad, writ large.
Qur’an 9:111
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 