A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
9:97 The bedouins are stronger in disbelief and hypocrisy and more likely not to know the limits of what [laws] Allāh has revealed to His Messenger.
And Allāh is Knowing and Wise.
98 And among the bedouins are some who consider what they spend as a loss and await for you turns of misfortune.
Upon them will be a misfortune of evil.
And Allāh is Hearing and Knowing.
99 But among the bedouins are some who believe in Allāh and the Last Day and consider what they spend as means of nearness to Allāh and of [obtaining] invocations of the Messenger.
Unquestionably, it is a means of nearness for them.
Allāh will admit them to His mercy.
Indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful.
Koran 9:97-99
Here’s my improved version:
9:97 Who is the messenger of Allah for the bedouins?
98 Those bedouins were right to consider the money spent on Islam to be evil.
Of course, money spent on idols is always evil and wasted.
99 What are “invocations of the Messenger” when we know Muhammad (and Allah) don’t give miracles?
Qur’an 9:97-99
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 