A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
9:94 They will make excuses to you when you have returned to them.
Say, “Make no excuse – never will we believe you. Allāh has already informed us of your news [i.e., affair]. And Allāh will observe your deeds, and [so will] His Messenger; then you will be taken back to the Knower of the unseen and the witnessed, and He will inform you of what you used to do.”
95 They will swear by Allāh to you when you return to them that you would leave them alone.
So leave them alone; indeed they are evil; and their refuge is Hell as recompense for what they had been earning.
96 They swear to you so that you might be satisfied with them.
But if you should be satisfied with them – indeed, Allāh is not satisfied with a defiantly disobedient people.
Koran 9:94-96
Here’s my improved version:
9:94 Notice that Muhammad speaks of himself in plural with “we” and “us”. He lacks only “our”. So who is speaking here? Muhammad? Jibril? Allah?
95 “They will swear by Allāh” and “they are evil” – strong condemnation from Muhammad that those who swear by Allah are evil.
96 Lying Muslims make Allah unhappy.
Qur’an 9:94-96
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 