Qur’an 9:88-89

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

9:88 But the Messenger and those who believed with him fought with their wealth and their lives.

Those will have [all that is] good and it is those who are the successful.

89 Allāh has prepared for them gardens beneath which rivers flow, wherein they will abide eternally.

That is the great attainment.

Koran 9:88-89

Here’s my improved version:

9:88 Muhammad didn’t die in battle and didn’t spend his money. He spend the money and lives of his men.

And what about Allah? Did he spend any effort to aid Muslims against the lives of the disbelievers he supposedly created? Obviously not.

89 Muhammad and his men are dust in their graves. None of them are enjoying Muhammad’s lies.

Qur’an 9:88-89

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.