A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
9:86 And when a sūrah was revealed [enjoining them] to believe in Allāh and to fight with His Messenger, those of wealth among them asked your permission [to stay back] and said, “Leave us to be with them who sit [at home].”
87 They were satisfied to be with those who stay behind, and their hearts were sealed over, so they do not understand.
Koran 9:86-87
Here’s my improved version:
9:86 You, the Muslim of today, are wealthier than the Muslims of “wealth” of Muhammad’s time.
87 Do you understand that Muhammad was talking to himself with “us” and “them”?
Their hearts were sealed over or wrapped by their “wealth”.
Qur’an 9:86-87
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 