A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And let not their wealth and their children impress you.
Allāh only intends to punish them through them in this world and that their souls should depart [at death] while they are disbelievers.
Koran 9:85
Here’s my improved version:
Repetition contradicts the notion of Allah being one.
Instead, repetition shows that Allah is a repetition,… of Muhammad.
Qur’an 9:85
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
