Qur’an 9:84

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

And do not pray [the funeral prayer, O Muḥammad], over any of them who has died – ever – or stand at his grave.

Indeed, they disbelieved in Allāh and His Messenger and died while they were defiantly disobedient.

Koran 9:84

Here’s my improved version:

I wonder what the funeral prayer is, as it doesn’t seem to be here.

Also, can it be sung by someone else other than Muhammad, as he’s long dead?

Also, note that Muhammad and Allah and Umar aren’t here to tell us who were “defiantly disobedient”.

Qur’an 9:84

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.