Qur’an 9:83

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

If Allāh should return you to a faction of them [after the expedition] and then they ask your permission to go out [to battle], say, “You will not go out with me, ever, and you will never fight with me an enemy. Indeed, you were satisfied with sitting [at home] the first time, so sit [now] with those who stay behind.”

Koran 9:83

Here’s my improved version:

Muhammad commands himself to speak with some Muslims of his own time and space, so showing the Koran is not from Allah.

Qur’an 9:83

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.