A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
9:81 Those who remained behind rejoiced in their staying [at home] after [the departure of] the Messenger of Allāh and disliked to strive with their wealth and their lives in the cause of Allāh and said, “Do not go forth in the heat.”
Say, “The fire of Hell is more intense in heat” – if they would but understand.
82 So let them laugh a little and [then] weep much as recompense for what they used to earn.
Koran 9:81-82
Here’s my improved version:
9:81 These hypocrites make Koran better than Allah.
Muhammad’s lies about the Fire didn’t happen.
82 So they mocked Muhammad and weren’t punished by the idol, Allah.
Qur’an 9:81-82
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 