Qur’an 9:80

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A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

Ask forgiveness for them, [O Muḥammad], or do not ask forgiveness for them.

If you should ask forgiveness for them seventy times – never will Allāh forgive them.

That is because they disbelieved in Allāh and His Messenger, and Allāh does not guide the defiantly disobedient people.

Koran 9:80

Here’s my improved version:

Muhammad talking to himself, while forgetting he’s supposed to be repeating the words of Allah.

None of the disbelievers have been punished by the Fire, which Mo forgets to threaten them with.

Qur’an 9:80

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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I live in a special place, where I keep my privacy intact. I'm a Labour/Zero, AI Maximalist, agnostic, English Liberal and secular Zionist. I love the two commandments of Jesus. I debunk the nonsense of Islam.

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