A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Those who criticize the contributors among the believers concerning [their] charities and [criticize] the ones who find nothing [to spend] except their effort, so they ridicule them – Allāh will ridicule them, and they will have a painful punishment.
Koran 9:79
Here’s my improved version:
Private charity is superior to public charity (which is boasting).
Jewish and Christian charity are contradicted by the boasting of Islam, showing that Islam is paganism.
Qur’an 9:79
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 