A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
9:75 And among them are those who made a covenant with Allāh, [saying], “If He should give us from His bounty, we will surely spend in charity, and we will surely be among the righteous.”
76 But when He gave them from His bounty, they were stingy with it and turned away while they refused.
77 So He penalized them with hypocrisy in their hearts until the Day they will meet Him – because they failed Allāh in what they promised Him and because they [habitually] used to lie.
78 Did they not know that Allāh knows their secrets and their private conversations and that Allāh is the Knower of the unseen?
Koran 9:75-78
Here’s my improved version:
9:75 How to make Koran better than Allah.
76 No one gets bounty from Allah.
77 Muslims give money earned from the previous year for this year in Zakat.
Muhammad contradicts Islamic doctrine.
78 Allah and Muhammad don’t remember their arrangements for Zakat for Muslims.
Qur’an 9:75-78
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 