A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Allāh has promised the believing men and believing women gardens beneath which rivers flow, wherein they abide eternally, and pleasant dwellings in gardens of perpetual residence; but approval from Allāh is greater.
It is that which is the great attainment.
Koran 9:72
Here’s my improved version:
Muhammad, his believing men and their believing women are all dead.
None are enjoying Islamic Paradise.
Muhammad was a false prophet, a liar, and Allah is an idol.
Qur’an 9:72
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 