A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
The believing men and believing women are allies of one another.
They enjoin what is right and forbid what is wrong and establish prayer and give zakāh and obey Allāh and His Messenger.
Those – Allāh will have mercy upon them.
Indeed, Allāh is Exalted in Might and Wise.
Koran 9:71
Here’s my improved version:
They’re all dead in the grave like Muhammad.
None are enjoying the mercy of Allah.
False prophecy means Muhammad was a liar and Allah an idol.
Qur’an 9:71
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 