A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Has there not reached them the news of those before them – the people of Noah and [the tribes of] ʿAad and Thamūd and the people of Abraham and the companions [i.e., dwellers] of Madyan and the towns overturned?
Their messengers came to them with clear proofs.
And Allāh would never have wronged them, but they were wronging themselves.
Koran 9:70
Here’s my improved version:
What’s the name of the “towns overturned”?
Sodom and Gomorrah.
And just like that I exceed Muhammad and Allah.
Note that Muhammad didn’t come with “clear proofs”.
Qur’an 9:70
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 