Qur’an 9:65-66

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

9:65 And if you ask them, they will surely say, “We were only conversing and playing.”

Say, “Is it Allāh and His verses and His Messenger that you were mocking?”

66 Make no excuse; you have disbelieved [i.e., rejected faith] after your belief.

If We pardon one faction of you – We will punish another faction because they were criminals.

Koran 9:65-66

Here’s my improved version:

9:65 Let’s look again at that picture:

66 The man in the red jacket at the back pointing and the woman in the middle pointing at the man in glasses.

Now note I’ve done better than Allah in pointing out those who were mocking and done better than Muhammad, who cannot clearly see who was mocking him.

Qur’an 9:65-66

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.