A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And among them are those who abuse the Prophet and say, “He is an ear.”
Say, “[It is] an ear of goodness for you that believes in Allāh and believes the believers and [is] a mercy to those who believe among you.”
And those who abuse the Messenger of Allāh – for them is a painful punishment.
Koran 9:61
Here’s my improved version:
Muhammad was caught overhearing, which is bad behaviour, unworthy of a true and real prophet, showing Muhammad was false and evil.
Qur’an 9:61
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 