Qur’an 9:60

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

Zakāh expenditures are only for the poor and for the needy and for those employed for it1 and for bringing hearts together [for Islām] and for freeing captives [or slaves] and for those in debt and for the cause of Allāh and for the [stranded] traveler – an obligation [imposed] by Allāh.

And Allāh is Knowing and Wise.

Koran 9:60

Here’s my improved version:

Allah doesn’t pay Zakah.

Obviously, Allah has no money, and needs the money of Muslims.

Give generously to the owner of everything, Allah.

But wait, where’s Muhammad to distribute this money and give it Allah?

Obviously, he’s dust in the desert, with Allah.

You exceed Allah simply by having the smallest coin of your country’s currency.

Qur’an 9:60

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.