Qur’an 9:58-59

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

9:58 And among them are some who criticize you concerning the [distribution of] charities.

If they are given from them, they approve; but if they are not given from them, at once they become angry.

59 If only they had been satisfied with what Allāh and His Messenger gave them and said, “Sufficient for us is Allāh; Allāh will give us of His bounty, and [so will] His Messenger; indeed, we are desirous toward Allāh,” [it would have been better for them].

Koran 9:58-59

Here’s my improved version:

9:58 Muhammad was unfair.

59 Muhammad admits that Allah gives nothing and Allah is Muhammad.

Now you know that Allah, Muhammad, Koran and Islam are false.

Qur’an 9:58-59

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.