A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
9:56 And they swear by Allāh that they are from among you while they are not from among you; but they are a people who are afraid.
57 If they could find a refuge or some caves or any place to enter [and hide], they would turn to it while they run heedlessly.
Koran 9:56-57
Here’s my improved version:
9:56 Swearing by Allah is a pagan custom, showing Islam is a pagan religion.
57 The “If” shows that people make choices from free will and Allah is unable to Fate them into obeying Muhammad.
Muhammad unwittingly shows Islamic Fate is false, so showing Allah is an idol, Islam is false and Koran comes from Muhammad and friends.
Qur’an 9:56-57
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 