Qur’an 9:55

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

So let not their wealth or their children impress you.

Allāh only intends to punish them through them in worldly life and that their souls should depart [at death] while they are disbelievers.

Koran 9:55

Here’s my improved version:

Muhammad whines about others wealh and children, not having any wealth or children of his own.

Sterile through STDs and unwilling to commit to a trade as a merchant to make money through trading, Muhammad shows his jealousy here.

Qur’an 9:55

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.