A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
9:50 If good befalls you, it distresses them; but if disaster strikes you, they say, “We took our matter [in hand] before,” and turn away while they are rejoicing.
51 Say, “Never will we be struck except by what Allāh has decreed for us; He is our protector.”
And upon Allāh let the believers rely.
Koran 9:50-51
Here’s my improved version:
9:50 They say Koran better than Allah and Muhammad.
51 So does Muhammad.
When others says Koran better than Allah and Jibril, you know the Koran, Islam, Allah and Muhammad are false.
Qur’an 9:50-51
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 