A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
How [can there be a treaty] while, if they gain dominance over you, they do not observe concerning you any pact of kinship or covenant of protection?
They satisfy you with their mouths, but their hearts refuse [compliance], and most of them are defiantly disobedient.
Koran 9:8
Here’s my improved version:
Muhammad fights with his fellow polytheists.
Allah doesn’t guide.
Allah is an idol like the rest of the idols.
Qur’an 9:8
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 