A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And if any one of the polytheists seeks your protection, then grant him protection so that he may hear the words of Allāh [i.e., the Qur’ān].
Then deliver him to his place of safety.
That is because they are a people who do not know.
Koran 9:6
Here’s my improved version:
What about the polytheist women and children?
Islam is for males only.
Qur’an 9:6
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
