A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And when the inviolable months have passed, then kill the polytheists wherever you find them and capture them and besiege them and sit in wait for them at every place of ambush.
But if they should repent, establish prayer, and give zakāh, let them [go] on their way.
Indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful.
Koran 9:5
Here’s my improved version:
Islam, the religion of war, not peace.
And if you can give Muhammad some money, he’d love that.
Qur’an 9:5
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
