A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
8:67 It is not for a prophet to have captives [of war] until he inflicts a massacre [upon Allāh’s enemies] in the land.
You [i.e., some Muslims] desire the commodities of this world, but Allāh desires [for you] the Hereafter.
And Allāh is Exalted in Might and Wise.
68 If not for a decree from Allāh that preceded, you would have been touched for what you took by a great punishment.
69 So consume what you have taken of war booty [as being] lawful and good, and fear Allāh.
Indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful.
Koran 8:67-69
Here’s my improved version:
8:67 Allah (or rather I) said to ransom the captives for money.
68 Oh wait, that’s an Arabian custom I’ve cited.
69 Muhammad inherits Arabic customs into Islam.
Qur’an 8:67-69
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 