A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
[Remember] when you were on the near side of the valley, and they were on the farther side, and the caravan was lower [in position] than you.
If you had made an appointment [to meet], you would have missed the appointment.
But [it was] so that Allāh might accomplish a matter already destined – that those who perished [through disbelief] would perish upon evidence and those who lived [in faith] would live upon evidence; and indeed, Allāh is Hearing and Knowing.
Koran 8:42
Here’s my improved version:
Remember, Allah is an idol that doesn’t have omniscience and doesn’t create fate.
Qur’an 8:42
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 