A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And know that anything you obtain of war booty – then indeed, for Allāh is one fifth of it and for the Messenger and for [his] near relatives and the orphans, the needy, and the [stranded] traveler, if you have believed in Allāh and in that which We sent down to Our Servant on the day of criterion [i.e., decisive encounter] – the day when the two armies met [at Badr].
And Allāh, over all things, is competent.
Koran 8:41
Here’s my improved version:
Allah is incompetent.
He can’t make what Muhammad wants.
Innocent and good humans do make what Muhammad wants.
Qur’an 8:41
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 