A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
8:31 And when Our verses are recited to them, they say, “We have heard. If we willed, we could say [something] like this. This is not but legends of the former peoples.”
32 And [remember] when they said, “O Allāh, if this should be the truth from You, then rain down upon us stones from the sky or bring us a painful punishment.”
33 But Allāh would not punish them while you, [O Muḥammad], are among them, and Allāh would not punish them while they seek forgiveness.
Koran 8:31-33
Here’s my improved version:
8:31 The Quraysh/Nabateans show that Muhammad was a liar, badly repeating legends.
32 The Quraysh/Nabatean invoked Allah for punishment if Muhammad’s words are true, but nothing happens, showing Muhammad was a liar and Allah was an idol.
33 Muhammad excuses Allah’s inaction, not remembering (or lying to himself) that in the Bible and Torah, GOD rescued people from disasters. For example, Noah and his ark from the flood, Lot and his family rescued from Sodom, Jonah from the disaster to occur in Nineveh, Joseph, Moses and even Allah for Hud, Saleh and Shuaib.
Qur’an 8:31-33
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 