Qur’an 8:30

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A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

And [remember, O Muḥammad], when those who disbelieved plotted against you to restrain you or kill you or evict you [from Makkah].

But they plan, and Allāh plans.

And Allāh is the best of planners.

Koran 8:30

Here’s my improved version:

The disbeliever’s plan to evict Muhammad from Mecca worked.

Allah’s plan was a failure.

Allah is the worst of planners, incompetent, stupid and unable to even tell his prophet his plans.

Muhammad was a liar.

Qur’an 8:30

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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I live in a special place, where I keep my privacy intact. I'm a Labour/Zero, AI Maximalist, agnostic, English Liberal and secular Zionist. I love the two commandments of Jesus. I debunk the nonsense of Islam.

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