A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
O you who have believed, if you fear Allāh, He will grant you a criterion and will remove from you your misdeeds and forgive you.
And Allāh is the possessor of great bounty.
Koran 8:29
Here’s my improved version:
Allah doesn’t grant a “criterion”, won’t remove your misdeeds and won’t forgive you.
Nor does Allah have any bounty.
Muhammad lied to you.
Qur’an 8:29
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 