A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And remember when you were few and oppressed in the land, fearing that people might abduct you, but He sheltered you, supported you with His victory, and provided you with good things – that you might be grateful.
Koran 8:26
Here’s my improved version:
Allah doesn’t shelter, support, give victory, or give good things.
Islamic countries almost routinely fall apart into debt or war, unless they have oil to sell to the West.
Qur’an 8:26
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 