A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
8:17 And you did not kill them, but it was Allāh who killed them.
And you threw not, [O Muḥammad], when you threw, but it was Allāh who threw that He might test the believers with a good test.
Indeed, Allāh is Hearing and Knowing.
18 That [is so], and [also] that Allāh will weaken the plot of the disbelievers.
Koran 8:17-18
Here’s my improved version:
8:17 Allah possesses Muhammad and throws spears at his family and tribe. Such evil that Allah can only be a demon or Muhammad’s inner evil emerging.
18 Allah can only weaken this plot of the disbelievers, by throwing spears in battle by Muhammad’s arm.
Pathetic.
And you Muslims worship this stupid and pathetic “god” and false prophet?
Qur’an 8:17-18
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 