A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
7:199 Take what is given freely, enjoin what is good, and turn away from the ignorant.
200 And if an evil suggestion comes to you from Satan, then seek refuge in Allāh. Indeed, He is Hearing and Knowing.
Koran 7:199-200
Here’s my improved version:
7:199 Steal or beg, be a hypocrite and don’t practise good and ignore the ignorant.
200 Muhammad didn’t follow his own advice for the Satanic Verses.
Qur’an 7:199-200
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 