Qur’an 7:191-198

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

7:191 Do they associate with Him those who create nothing and they are [themselves] created?

192 And they [i.e., the false deities] are unable to [give] them help, nor can they help themselves.

193 And if you [believers] invite them to guidance, they will not follow you. It is all the same for you whether you invite them or you are silent.

194 Indeed, those you [polytheists] call upon besides Allāh are servants [i.e., creations] like you.

So call upon them and let them respond to you, if you should be truthful.

195 Do they have feet by which they walk?

Or do they have hands by which they strike?

Or do they have eyes by which they see?

Or do they have ears by which they hear?

Say, [O Muḥammad], “Call your ‘partners’ and then conspire against me and give me no respite. 196 Indeed, my protector is Allāh, who has sent down the Book; and He is an ally to the righteous. 197 And those you call upon besides Him are unable to help you, nor can they help themselves.”

198 And if you invite them to guidance, they do not hear; and you see them looking at you while they do not see.

Koran 7:191-198

Here’s my improved version:

7:191 Rhetorical question.

192 Idols never help and are but a hindrance to your life.

193 Allah doesn’t guide – Allah is an idol.

194 Suddenly, carved idols are servants and so useful?

195 Rhetorical questions.

196 Muhammad says, showing Koran is not from Allah.

197 Allah never helps, he only hinders.

198 Muhammad shows he’s Allah again.

Qur’an 7:191-198

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.