A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
7:189 It is He who created you from one soul and created from it its mate that he might dwell in security with her.
And when he [i.e., man] covers her, she carries a light burden [i.e., a pregnancy] and continues therein.
And when it becomes heavy, they both invoke Allāh, their Lord, “If You should give us a good [child], we will surely be among the grateful.”
190 But when He gives them a good [child], they ascribe partners to Him concerning that which He has given them.
Exalted is Allāh above what they associate with Him.
Koran 7:189-190
Here’s my improved version:
7:189 Notice how Muhammad preaches monogamy here, in contradiction to the polygamy of Islam.
Jews and Christians don’t worship Allah, his wife, their three daughters, their pet lion and 360 idol friends.
Only the Quraysh worship Allah, his wife, their three daughters, their pet lion and 360 idol friends, like Muhammad did.
190 Muhammad is ranting here about the Quraysh, trying to promote hate and so violence.
Qur’an 7:189-190
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 