A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Say, “I hold not for myself [the power of] benefit or harm, except what Allāh has willed. And if I knew the unseen, I could have acquired much wealth, and no harm would have touched me. I am not except a warner and a bringer of good tidings to a people who believe.”
Koran 7:188
Here’s my improved version:
Santa Claus is better bringer of good tidings to children who believe.
A fictional character is better than Muhammad the Mad.
Qur’an 7:188
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 