A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And We have certainly created for Hell many of the jinn and mankind.
They have hearts with which they do not understand, they have eyes with which they do not see, and they have ears with which they do not hear.
Those are like livestock; rather, they are more astray.
It is they who are the heedless.
Koran 7:179
Here’s my improved version:
Jinn are imaginary, thus “Hell” and Allah are imaginary, so Muhammad was a liar, which means Koran and Islam are false.
Muhammad’s whining and blaming Allah for his own problems shows that Allah is an idol and Muhammad a fool.
Qur’an 7:179
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 