A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Whoever Allāh guides – he is the [rightly] guided; and whoever He sends astray – it is those who are the losers.
Koran 7:178
Here’s my improved version:
Thus Koran, Muhammad, Islam, Islamic Doctrine and Allah are false, as Muhammad rightly shows that Allah’s guidance is sufficient.
Or should be, if Allah were more than an idol, who Muhammad the Mad lies for.
Qur’an 7:178
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 