A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And ask them about the town that was by the sea – when they transgressed in [the matter of] the sabbath – when their fish came to them openly on their sabbath day, and the day they had no sabbath they did not come to them.
Thus did We give them trial because they were defiantly disobedient.
Koran 7:163
Here’s my improved version:
Who should be asked, Muhammad?
Oh, wait, he’s dead, and Allah the idol can’t be bothered to provide Koran 2.
Qur’an 7:163
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 