A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
7:103 Then We sent after them Moses with Our signs to Pharaoh and his establishment, but they were unjust toward them.
So see how was the end of the corrupters.
104 And Moses said, “O Pharaoh, I am a messenger from the Lord of the worlds 105 [Who is] obligated not to say about Allāh except the truth. I have come to you with clear evidence from your Lord, so send with me the Children of Israel.”
106 [Pharaoh] said, “If you have come with a sign, then bring it forth, if you should be of the truthful.”
107 So he [i.e., Moses] threw his staff, and suddenly it was a serpent, manifest.
108 And he drew out his hand; thereupon it was white [with radiance] for the observers.
109 Said the eminent among the people of Pharaoh, “Indeed, this is a learned magician 110 Who wants to expel you from your land [through magic], so what do you instruct?”
111 They said, “Postpone [the matter of] him and his brother and send among the cities gatherers 112 Who will bring you every learned magician.”
113 And the magicians came to Pharaoh.
They said, “Indeed for us is a reward if we are the predominant.”
114 He said, “Yes, and, [moreover], you will be among those made near [to me].”
115 They said, “O Moses, either you throw [your staff], or we will be the ones to throw [first].”
116 He said, “Throw,” and when they threw, they bewitched the eyes of the people and struck terror into them, and they presented a great [feat of] magic.
117 And We inspired to Moses, “Throw your staff,” and at once it devoured what they were falsifying.
118 So the truth was established, and abolished was what they were doing.
119 And they [i.e., Pharaoh and his people] were overcome right there and became debased.
120 And the magicians fell down in prostration [to Allāh].
121 They said, “We have believed in the Lord of the worlds, 122 The Lord of Moses and Aaron.”
123 Said Pharaoh, “You believed in him before I gave you permission. Indeed, this is a conspiracy which you conspired in the city to expel therefrom its people. But you are going to know. 124 I will surely cut off your hands and your feet on opposite sides; then I will surely crucify you all.”
125 They said, “Indeed, to our Lord we will return. 126 And you do not resent us except because we believed in the signs of our Lord when they came to us. Our Lord, pour upon us patience and let us die as Muslims [in submission to You].”
Koran 7:103-126
Here’s my improved version:
7:103 Moses wasn’t the prophet to Pharaoh, being an Israelite, not an Egyptian.
So, see how Muhammad pretends to be Moses to “Pharaoh”, the leader of his tribe, badly.
104 Muhammad pretends to be Moses 105 and lies.
106 The Quraysh leader asks for a sign from the idol he and Muhammad worship and says Koran better than Allah.
107 Muhammad performs magic or tosses a snake onto the stage.
108 Muhammad performs magic or shows his concealed hand pretending to be infected with leprosy.
109 The “eminent” say two 110 verses of Koran better than Allah.
111 The “eminent” say two 112 verses of Koran better than Allah.
113 Some lying magicians say a verse of Koran better than Allah.
114 The Quraysh leader say a verse of Koran better than Allah
115 Some lying magicians say a verse of Koran better than Allah.
116 Muhammad forgets that their sticks turned into snakes.
117 Jibril forgets that Moses stick is supposed to be a snake.
118 Muhammad interjects as himself to explain badly what’s going on.
119 Muhammad continues to fantasize.
120 The magicians reveal themselves as lying Muslims.
121 Some lying Muslims say 122 two verses of Koran better than Allah.
123 The Quraysh leader say 124 two verses of Koran better than Allah.
125 Some lying Muslims say 126 two verses of Koran better than Allah.
Qur’an 7:103-126
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 