A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
7:94 And We sent to no city a prophet [who was denied] except that We seized its people with poverty and hardship that they might humble themselves [to Allāh].
95 Then We exchanged in place of the bad [condition], good, until they increased [and prospered] and said, “Our fathers [also] were touched with hardship and ease.”
So We seized them suddenly while they did not perceive.
96 And if only the people of the cities had believed and feared Allāh, We would have opened [i.e., bestowed] upon them blessings from the heaven and the earth; but they denied [the messengers], so We seized them for what they were earning.
97 Then, did the people of the cities feel secure from Our punishment coming to them at night while they were asleep?
98 Or did the people of the cities feel secure from Our punishment coming to them in the morning while they were at play?
99 Then, did they feel secure from the plan of Allāh?
But no one feels secure from the plan of Allāh except the losing people.
100 Has it not become clear to those who inherited the earth after its [previous] people that if We willed, We could afflict them for their sins?
But We seal over their hearts so they do not hear.
101 Those cities – We relate to you, [O Muḥammad], some of their news.
And certainly did their messengers come to them with clear proofs, but they were not to believe in that which they had denied before.
Thus does Allāh seal over the hearts of the disbelievers.
102 And We did not find for most of them any covenant; but indeed, We found most of them defiantly disobedient.
Koran 7:94-102
Here’s my improved version:
7:94 Allah does evil to people. OK, Muhammad.
95 The people of many cities say Koran better than Allah.
Muhammad forgets there’s supposed to be a messenger from Allah before the disaster.
96 There’s no blessings from Heaven and Earth, unless they are gods. Also, Muhammad repeats himself.
97 Muhammad contradicts himself earlier in his Koran that Allah takes people’s “souls” at night. Koran 6:60-62
98 Muhammad is uncertain when the punishment will come.
99 Muhammad repeats himself again.
100 A rhetorical question, answered by Muhammad.
101 In other words, not the message of Allah.
102 Muhammad contradicts himself again.
Qur’an 7:94-102
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 