A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
7:85 And to [the people of] Madyan [We sent] their brother Shuʿayb. He said, “O my people, worship Allāh; you have no deity other than Him. There has come to you clear evidence from your Lord. So fulfill the measure and weight and do not deprive people of their due and cause not corruption upon the earth after its reformation. That is better for you, if you should be believers.
86 And do not sit on every path, threatening and averting from the way of Allāh those who believe in Him, seeking to make it [seem] deviant. And remember when you were few and He increased you. And see how was the end of the corrupters.
87 And if there should be a group among you who has believed in that with which I have been sent and a group that has not believed, then be patient until Allāh judges between us. And He is the best of judges.”
88 Said the eminent ones who were arrogant among his people, “We will surely evict you, O Shuʿayb, and those who have believed with you from our city, or you must return to our religion.”
He said, “Even if we were unwilling?
89 We would have invented against Allāh a lie if we returned to your religion after Allāh had saved us from it. And it is not for us to return to it except that Allāh, our Lord, should will. Our Lord has encompassed all things in knowledge. Upon Allāh we have relied. Our Lord, decide between us and our people in truth, and You are the best of those who give decision.”
90 Said the eminent ones who disbelieved among his people, “If you should follow Shuʿayb, indeed, you would then be losers.”
91 So the earthquake seized them, and they became within their home [corpses] fallen prone.
92 Those who denied Shuʿayb – it was as though they had never resided there. Those who denied Shuʿayb – it was they who were the losers.
93 And he [i.e., Shuʿayb] turned away from them and said, “O my people, I had certainly conveyed to you the messages of my Lord and advised you, so how could I grieve for a disbelieving people?”
Koran 7:85-93
Here’s my improved version:
7:85 Shuaib [Muhammad] says Koran better than Allah.
86 Muhammad’s speech is confused and out of order as “And see how was the end of the corrupters” should be at the end of the story.
87 Muhammad and Allah doesn’t know with “if”.
88 The eminent say Koran better than Allah.
89 Shuaib [Muhammad] says Koran better than Allah.
90 The eminent say Koran better than Allah.
91 Muhammad’s fantasy.
92 Muhammad repeats himself, contradicting the oneness of Allah.
93 Shuaib [Muhammad] says Koran better than Allah.
Qur’an 7:85-93
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 