A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
7:57 And it is He who sends the winds as good tidings before His mercy [i.e., rainfall] until, when they have carried heavy rainclouds, We drive them to a dead land and We send down rain therein and bring forth thereby [some] of all the fruits.
Thus will We bring forth the dead; perhaps you may be reminded.
58 And the good land – its vegetation emerges by permission of its Lord; but that which is bad – nothing emerges except sparsely, with difficulty.
Thus do We diversify the signs for a people who are grateful.
Koran 7:57-58
Here’s my improved version:
7:57 Winds and rain don’t come from Allah. Nor does rain resurrect the dead.
58 Vegetation doesn’t grow by “permission of its Lord” as even potatoes aren’t Muslims.
Allah does nothing, he’s merely an idol.
Qur’an 7:57-58
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 