A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
7:55 Call upon your Lord in humility and privately; indeed, He does not like transgressors.
56 And cause not corruption upon the earth after its reformation.
And invoke Him in fear and aspiration.
Indeed, the mercy of Allāh is near to the doers of good.
Koran 7:55-56
Here’s my improved version:
7:55 Muslims don’t do this.
56 Muslims cause corruption upon our Earth with public babbling (prayer) of the words of Muhammad.
Muhammad lied and lied some more.
Muhammad forgot to say prayer is 5 times per day. Or what prayer is.
Qur’an 7:55-56
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 