Qur’an 7:42-43

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

7:42 But those who believed and did righteous deeds – We charge no soul except [within] its capacity.

Those are the companions of Paradise; they will abide therein eternally.

43 And We will have removed whatever is within their breasts of resentment, [while] flowing beneath them are rivers.

And they will say, “Praise to Allāh, who has guided us to this; and we would never have been guided if Allāh had not guided us. Certainly the messengers of our Lord had come with the truth.”

And they will be called, “This is Paradise, which you have been made to inherit for what you used to do.”

Koran 7:42-43

Here’s my improved version:

7:42 Some babies are stillborn – Allah and thus Muhammad are wrong.

43 Allah mind controls Muslims in Paradise Hell, and makes them liars, as there’s only the one “messenger” from Allah.

Qur’an 7:42-43

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.