A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And who is more unjust than one who invents about Allāh a lie or denies His verses?
Those will attain their portion of the decree until, when Our messengers [i.e., angels] come to them to take them in death, they will say, “Where are those you used to invoke besides Allāh?”
They will say, “They have departed from us,” and will bear witness against themselves that they were disbelievers.
Koran 7:37
Here’s my improved version:
Rhetorical question showing Muhammad needs an audience (or himself) and showing he’s unjust, as he invents lies about Allah:
Messengers are now angels of death. Cool story, Muhammad, Messenger of Allah.
Obviously Muhammad wasn’t an angel of death, showing he invented lies about Allah.
The Quraysh would bear witness that they are believers in Allah, his wife, three daughters, pet lion and lots of friends. This shows that Muhammad invented lies about them.
Qur’an 7:37
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 